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Starfleet Population T-Shirt – Black, S

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You've just landed on an alien planet. You are standing in a field of delicate grass. Ahead of you is an attractive alien, who smiles at you and gestures for you to join in. You begin walking towards the fun when all of a sudden a rock falls out of the sky and squishes you flat. And then blows up. And then an alien energy weapon fires on your remains. And then alien plants eat whatever's left. And why? Because you have a red tunic on. That's right: you're a Red Shirt. Well, you were a Red Shirt…

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